I was talking to my friend who is away working at a camp and one of the counselors with her is having her boyfriend come up and fill in for a counselor that left. My friend is not thrilled with this and thus, the following was exchanged.
During the summer, I teach Tae Kwon Do at my school back home. In this line of work, you encounter a lot of little fuckers, and a lot of semi-decent children. And I learned from this job that kids really do say the most ridiculous things…mostly because they really just don’t know what they are saying.
For example. This was said to me by one of my nine-year-old students the other day.
He meant hitting me in the back while sparring. Definitely did not come off that way.
I’m adding a new segment on here, since Text From Last Night doesn’t seem to think the message I send and receive are very amusing, I’m going to put them up here.
The first addition I received from my Boyfriend (Ben, the new boy) about a month ago. Picture Related.
A few things.
1) My “S” key is being a little bitch and doesn’t always want to work. I apologize for any missing “s” in my coming posts.
2) Yes, I mentioned “coming posts” in my last point. A promise is a promise (unless it’s missing an “s,” then it’s just a “promie”
3)I discovered Tumblr. Got me a little addicted for a while. Probably because it’s extremely user friendly. I encourage everyone to get one. www.tumblr.com
4) You can check out my tumblr, but I’m going to try and pull myself away from it and use this blog again. I’ve been bad over the summer, but I’ve also been spending a lot of time on facebook. No, you can’t have that.
5) Obviously no fun college stories (okay maybe 1 party story), but I have a few good quotes from work. Kid say the darndest things.
6) I’m not really sure why I’m using numbers for this post. It just seemed like the thing to do.
7) Pickles. I love pickle. Not random actually, I think I’ve developed an addiction.
8) GOD DAMN THIS “S” KEY