College is #5

College is your friend getting really drunk and deciding it’s a good idea to pee in a bush outside a sorority dorm. Then proceeds to yell “OH MY GOD, IT’S THE SWINE FLU! I CAN HEAR IT! IT’S RIGHT NEXT TO ME!”

I’m pretty sure she was talking about a bug.

She then steps out of the bushes and says, “Great, Now I have AIDS.”

I had to pick leaves off her the entire walk to the bar.

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