Two things people should learn to do while at fraternity formals:

1) close the blinds to your room.
2) stay out of the hot tub the second night.

Why you ask? Well you see, this past weekend…

A friend went to a formal down it Gatlinburg, TN. She went with a date, and they had their own room. All the couples did, and then all the guys who went stag slept on couches.

Well apparently her room had a door to the pourch. Nice, yes. Until she forgot the close the blinds while she and her date started hooking up. Little did she knew there were about 5 brothers sitting out on the pourch who could see everything.

Once they were done, she and her date went out onto the pourch to say hello only to be greeted by hoots, hollars, and the suggestion to next time close the blinds. Oops.

The second lesson comes from the same formal.

When you hear that people are naked in a hot tub, you should probably NOT go invesitage. That same friend heard this and was curious, a few clothed brothers, my friend, and her date all went out to investigate.

Apparently she saw a ton of furry rear end…..awkward.

That was the first night. In one of the hot tubs. Thank goodness there were two. No one used the orgy hot tub the second night. No, everyone was in the other one, which My friend and her date decided to try.

What did they find when they got there? No, no naked people. Just some of the people that participated. She and her date got in and had to listen to the play by play of how it went down. At least they were clothed.

Haha. Oh frat boys…. The Gayest of the Straight Boys.

She still had fun, but those were her two fun stories when she got back.