So you know how sometimes people create code names for certain activities that they want to talk about in front of people but don’t want the other people to know they are talking about what they are actually talking about?
Well if you followed that then you’ll hopefully find great humor in my new code for fooling around.
I use the term fooling around loosely because like the term “hooking up,” everyone has their own opinions about what it actually means. For some people it’s just making out, for others it’s full on bump-it, thump-it. Oh yea, I said it.
Well seeing as how neither I, nor New Boy, are all that religious, it almost seemed perfect that we would call fooling around “Bible Study.” For the record, there has been no bump-it, thump-it. I’m sick of people asking, NO.
But for all the other fun activites involved, the new term is “Bible Study.”
Now along with this new termonology came some pretty good extra things. And yes, most of these are quotes. Other are just me once again, just taking things a little too far.
Try not to be too offended. But I’m pretty sure you can figure out what they each imply, just keep in mind the general theme.
“I think I just found Jesus!”
“Was that the second coming of Christ?”
“I don’t find individual bible review quite as…enlightening.”
“There are still a few passages I don’t quite understand.” (that one is actually not as dirty as it sounds out of context)
and keeping with the theme, wouldn’t a Nun, who spends most of her time in bible study, be considered a nympho?
Fuck, I am SO going to hell. But at least it’ll be a run ride! haha
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