A funny thing happened on the way home from the bar…

A policeman stops a man in a wheelchair that is swerving and appears to be drunk. The cop says to the man, “Sir, you know I could give you a DUI for operating that wheel chair while intoxicated.”

The man in the wheelchair replies, “What do you want me to do? Walk?”

Best thing about this? This actually happened to a guy I know here on campus. Why are you stopping people in wheelchairs when there are drunk students driving to taco bell to get munchies??

Bah. Anyway, back from break, and back to school. Can’t wait to tell you about my first weekend back. Yes, it has already begun…

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