So I’m entering finals week, but not without one last night of debauchery before I go into a week of studying. Then again, not too intense of a week for me. I just finished my 8 page final paper for one class, and I got out of my spanish final because I had a 90%. That means, despite taking 18 credits (6 classes) this semester, I only have to take one final. it’s on Wednesday and only 50 mc questions long. I’m so psyched! haha
But about the night of debauchery.
The party is at Dan’s house, My friend Emily’s boyfriend. We get there, and not many people are there yet. Didn’t stop the guys that live there from getting drunk. We brought over snacks, some rice crispy treats, puppy chow, and christmas cookies. We also ordered champagne. We wanted pretty classes to drink them with so we had Dan reach up to get us some glasses because we were worried we’d break them. We should have been more worried about Dan doing it.
He managed to break two large glasses and glass when everywhere, including into our food we had brought. We swept it up pretty well, but cleaned up the food, but we still had to be warry of it. I mean, do you really want to eat glass?
Well we hadn’t had anything to drink yet, our cheap $6 champagne hadn’t arrived. But the guys from a kegger at another house did. One guy enters, Andrew, and wants to show us how many he had at the house. Unlike the others, he didn’t keep his tallies on his arm. No, he pulls down his pants to show us his furry butt with all his tally marks. Lovely.
Then he tries to steal their tea kettle by showing it up under his shirt. But there was water in it…So he got water all down the front of himself. Poor choice.
But then some others walked in. I turned to my friend, “Looks like some trash walked in.” You should have seen these girls. One of them was the girl that had worn the victoria secret sexy santa costume to a holiday party. She leaned over and we totally got an eyeful of what we didnt want to see. But tonight she was just wearing a white shirt with a black bra that she had unbuttoned to show off her boobs. I’m all for sexy, but seriously?
Well turns out when I turned and made that comment to my friend, she thought I meant the smell that walked in. It was then that I realized that there was an AWFUL smell coming from a guy that had walked in. So we moved, i mean, he smelled TERRIBLE.
SO we are on the couch, and this guy comes over and rips one right next to us. And that smelled even worse. I still hadn’t had anything to drink, and I thought I was going to get sick it was so awful. ANd everyone at the party knew. ONe guy lit a match by his ass just to try and get rid of it, or light it on fire. Not really sure. Regardless, it was awful.
But the party progressed. Eventually it led to a very drunk birthday boy demanding body shots. We managed to convince all the house mates to do one off his tummy. That was VERY entertaining. Then we had a ridiculous dance party till 3am. Then the remaining finially got home at 4am.
I was asleep by 5am. It was one hell of a night. It was fun not to be the drunk ones for once! Interesting side note, all the food was gone when we left. Veerry interesting, eh? haha I wonder who ate glass….yick!
Wish me luck on my one final! woooo!
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you party too little! so. did you sit around with your camera like gossip girl and take notes on who was doing what? or who?
Comment by mlah 12.15.08 @ 10:53 am