sad, yet true. Bring back the WUSA!

So yesterday I dropped my boy like the hot shit he thinks he is. I was at a party and talking to a friend of mine from Psych class, and my boy decided to, in a drunken rage, “take it outside.” No fighting actually occurred, since my boy couldn’t really stand. But needless to say, he made a fool of himself, and me.

Now as a good girlfriend who had a few drinks herself, I forgave him. It was later that night that he thought he was going to score for his “deeds” that I got pissed.

Boys should know better.

So anyway, I kicked his ass to the curb, and now I’m single again. I’m not too upset about this. Single life is pretty awesome in college. But I definitely don’t intend to stay out of the game.

Be prepared for my various escapades. bwahaha. yeah.

Caught a cold last night though, so not feeling too hot right now. Boy scouting will resume as soon as I can complete a sentence without hacking up a lung.

“Quite simply, Wii is fun.” is the quote I found on the new Nintendo Wii website. I’m glad they could clarify that for me.

commercials I have seen have skinny teenage boys getting really into the game while wielding their nunchuks. Personally, when I play video games, I like to sit my ass on the couch and chill. I want it to be likeI was researching what all it had, and honestly it sounds more complicated than I really want to deal with. I mean, nunchucks? That’s pretty awesome, but I want to be able to sit down while I play. All the TV with thought attached to it, not a workout.

Unless its DDR, which is a fantastic game. My room mate said she might bring it up from home for the dorm after Thanksgiving. I’m psyched.

Back to Wii though. Its not nearly as amazing as the PS3 that just came out about 4 days earlier, which my friend was explaining to me the other day has new technology. Then again that’s why its aboutBack to Wii though. Its not nearly as amazing as the PS3 that just $600-700. Wii’s one plus, besides being ridiculously lower in price, is it’s name. I mean, who doesn’t just want to yell “Wiiiiiiiii!!” I know I enjoyed yelling it last night while my friends and I tortured the people who camped out over night in front of the nearby best buy.

I know, we are so nice. We drove by a few times and shouted “WE LOVE Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” just to piss them off. We then got out and taunted them, pretending to interview them. Some of them played along, and talked with us, some of them hit in their tents. yes - they had tents.

I can’t wait till the next cult classic movies comes out. Definitely plan on taunting the next set of geeky teens who dress up and wait in line to see a movie at midnight. Harry Potter 07, it’s goin’ down.

So when I get bored, I read the “strange news” on the comcast homepage, and I must say, this story struck me funny.

Apparently, a very skilled 12 year old took himself and his brother on a 2 hour joy ride in the family car, and even parallel parked! Know why I find this amusing? Because this 12 year old can drive better than most of the kids that were trying to get their licenses around the time I got mine.

If a 12 year old can parallel park, and a 16-17 year old can’t, then there is a serious problem, and that 16-17 year old should not be driving. And if you fail the entire driving test more than 2-3 times, you should never be allowed to drive..ever. Honestly, it’s not like it’s even that hard.

I would personally like to congratulate that 12 year old for already being more skilled than over 50% of the teenagers I grew up with.

So as of 11/6/06, Britney Spears and K-Fed are no more.

I did not find this break up nearly as stunning or tragic as Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s, but I was actually a bit shocked.

I had figured Britney had fully embraced her white-trash self and would never leave her hunky piece of man-meat. This said with sarcasm, of course. Honestly, I had high hopes for Britney and J.T. back in the day. I mean, talk about hot pop-iconic babies. Such babies could have joined forces with Brad and Angelina’s baby to fight the evil forces brought forth by Tom Cruise and Katie Holms’ baby Suri. It would be like the apocalyptic battle of our time.

Think what it will be like when those kids grow up. Hot. Rich. And born with sworn enemies (or at least we all like to think so). I think I will get into the tabloid business, things are going to really take off in about 13 years. yeah that’s right, Unruly teens. You know you’re afraid.

But anyway, back to the break up. Apparently K-Fed didn’t even realize the marraige was falling apart! Maybe this springing divorce on the husband thing is taking off in Hollywood. Same thing happened to Nick and Jessica. I personally call Nick, Pussyboy now, because honestly…his past three new songs… I don’t need to explain further. I’m looking to K-fed renditions of them though. Should be interesting. They should form a support group.

Not to mention, apparently Britney dumped him through text messages! Now THAT is cold. That almost makes me feel bad for K-fed, because even I have never been dumped through text messaging, and I have had a few lousy ends. I’ll have to talk about that one of these days.

Well, now with two kids, and a less than talented ex-hubby, Britney is back on her feet (after being off them for so long, i mean geeze, was she ever not pregnant during that marriage?) She is actually looking pretty good. I’m happy for her.

But we will never forget the two years of Spederline. Ah what a wonderful, white-trashy, run it was!

RIP SPEDERLINE!!!

Saddest thing about this post? That I actually follow this shit.